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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading

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Superalisa Gets Some Portland Style

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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The Great Fingerbang!

While I have recently found a deep and abiding comitment to Vagina Spiders -which is to say that I’ve decided to not have sex for so long that my Vagina dries up, and spiders move in and build cobwebs there- … Continue reading

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