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Drinkin’ Rules
Dear Internets, I had an awesome night Wednesday night, dancing my ass off, serenaded by cute boys playing awesome music. I didn’t even mind the fratboy nature of the Dublin Pub on St. Paddy’s Day. Or the annoying drunk girls, … Continue reading
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Tagged bartender etiquette, bartender niceties, Bartender rules, be nice to your bartender, dancing, drinking, drinking etiquette, drinking rules, Fenbi, frat boys, Homicide, New Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards, sorority girls, st paddy's day, St Patrick's Day, The Bar, The Dublin Pub
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Knocking you Up!
I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading
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Tagged babies, bars, Berbati's Pan, body, dancing, Fenbi, Jaeger, Love, pregnancy, Sex, Snarky Cards, The Ash Street Saloon, whiskey
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