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The Island
Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading
Internet Work
Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
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Snarky Cards from a Sad Sack
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I will crack you … Continue reading
Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
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Fuck California
Dear Internets, Since the last time I wrote you, a lot of shit has gone down. I know, I should keep you updated. But I don’t. Because like it or not, internets, I’m sort of a public figure. I’m kinda … Continue reading
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Tagged bad sexual decisions, California, Cat Rape, Dating, gay cats, Love, Portland, Portlandia, San Francisco, Snarky Cards
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