Tag Archives: Dating

My Fucking Feelings

Posted on July 10, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading →

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Trading Towns

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets,    As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading →

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Posted on April 15, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading →

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Snarky Cards from a Sad Sack

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I will crack you … Continue reading →

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Canadia, Oh How we love thee

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Tonight I went to Meridian Gold Dust, … Continue reading →

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Art Prostitution at it’s best

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like tonight, for instance, I went selling at The Sidestreet, and The … Continue reading →

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Bill Carter is a genius

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading →

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Fuck California

Posted on June 6, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Since the last time I wrote you, a lot of shit has gone down. I know, I should keep you updated.  But I don’t. Because like it or not, internets, I’m sort of a public figure. I’m kinda … Continue reading →

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Rule 13

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading →

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Bloody Hands

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, On the third day of my period, every month, I go out and get myself some. I know, my Vagina seems like a constant party, and you assumed I’ve been filling it more regularly than that, but the … Continue reading →

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