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Get yer custom Snarky Cards at…

Posted on September 18, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Get yer custom Snarky Cards at Voodoo Doughtnut Too! Bands, booze, boobs and Snarky Cards! 1501 N.E. Davis St. from 3-7pm!

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You make love like an animal! …

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Alisa Starr

You make love like an animal! (A *jellyfish) Sincerely, *Afterwards I have to pee on myself to get the sting out http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Snarky Paintings are now at Ro…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n’Rose! See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n’Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

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Dear __________ Wanna watch Ba…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear __________ Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack? Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! Get yer nerd on.

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Dear________ I’m your bartende…

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself. Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading →

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Dear Thanks for re-affirming m…

Posted on September 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy! Let’s not have sex again, Kay? Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Dear ________ Thank God your c…

Posted on September 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear ________ Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Dear __________ Sorry, dude, b…

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear __________ Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it. (Because she’s a whore) Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Making Custom Cards tonight at…

Posted on August 12, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!! 1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.

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