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Tag Archives: Fenbi
Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Snarky Cards
Tagged 1993, Bill Carter, Bill Carter author, Bill Carter Fools Rush In, Bill Carter is a genius, Bill Carter Miss Sarajevo, Bono, book recomendation, Dating, demon hunters, Don't Kill Us, falling in love, Fenbi, Fools Rush In, intimacy, Kosovo, Love, Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Miss Sarajevo, Miss Sarajevo 1993, Miss Sarajevo Beauty Pageant, mothers, parents, romance, Sarajevo, Sarajevo siege, shitty childhood, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, Turkey
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Drinkin’ Rules
Dear Internets, I had an awesome night Wednesday night, dancing my ass off, serenaded by cute boys playing awesome music. I didn’t even mind the fratboy nature of the Dublin Pub on St. Paddy’s Day. Or the annoying drunk girls, … Continue reading
Posted in It Happened In My Vagina
Tagged bartender etiquette, bartender niceties, Bartender rules, be nice to your bartender, dancing, drinking, drinking etiquette, drinking rules, Fenbi, frat boys, Homicide, New Snarky Cards, Snarky Cards, sorority girls, st paddy's day, St Patrick's Day, The Bar, The Dublin Pub
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Fenbi for St. Patricks Day!
Dear Internets, As you know, I have a big crush on The Fenbi International Superstars. Their name makes no sense, but it doesn’t stop this band of hot boys from making amazing music. And tonight they’ll be playing at The … Continue reading
Fenbi Finally
I am a woman of many talents… Or at least, that’s what my friend Sheila told me last night. I kinda knew that before she said it. I mean, I know I’m charismatic. And, of course, very beautiful. Although, I … Continue reading
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Tagged abusive childhood, creative ability, cunt tease, cute boys singing, cute-boy-rich the cunt tease, dead cats, Electricity Bill, Fenbi, Fenbi International Superstars, feral cats, Hermana, Joy, Kelly's Olympian, Meridian Gold Dust, my brother, My Fake Ex-Husband, my friend Sheila, my sister, New location cards, Snarky Cards, Stephenie, Steve, stubborn, Tarot Cards, tarot readings in portland, Tarot The Cat, tell your future, The Fun House
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Superalisa Gets Some Portland Style
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading
Knocking you Up!
I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading
Posted in Hot Sexy Time!, New Cards, Stories from The Bar, Uncategorized
Tagged babies, bars, Berbati's Pan, body, dancing, Fenbi, Jaeger, Love, pregnancy, Sex, Snarky Cards, The Ash Street Saloon, whiskey
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The Bicycle Circus
I joined a circus once. I needed a ride, and it was going my way, and Kaytea was in it, so she introduced me and I worked really hard and they fed me whiskey and kept me dirty and at … Continue reading
Posted in Bikes, Hot Sexy Time!, New Cards, Place I'll be, Places We Love, Snarky Cards, The Circus
Tagged Bicycle, Bike, Circus, Cyclecide, Fenbi, Go-go dancing Snarky Cards, Nanda, Rock 'n' Roll
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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!
So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading
Posted in Hot Sexy Time!, New Cards, Place I'll be, Places We Love
Tagged Ash Street Saloon, Circus, Fenbi, Hot Boys, Love, Music, New Cards, President, sex and old fashioned romance, Snarky Cards
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