Bill Carter is a genius

Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the

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Drinkin’ Rules

Dear Internets, I had an awesome night Wednesday night, dancing my ass off, serenaded by cute boys playing awesome music.

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Fenbi Finally

I am a woman of many talents… Or at least, that’s what my friend Sheila told me last night. I

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Knocking you Up!

I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years.

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