Super Alisa! » Finger-bang http://superalisa.com Seattle's finest source of handmade Snarky Cards, snappy patter and general trouble Wed, 07 Dec 2011 08:36:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The Great Fingerbang! http://superalisa.com/2009/06/the-great-fingerbang/ http://superalisa.com/2009/06/the-great-fingerbang/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:05:31 +0000 Alisa Starr http://superalisa.com/?p=556 Continue reading →]]> May all your wet dreams come true!

May all your wet dreams come true!

While I have recently found a deep and abiding comitment to Vagina Spiders -which is to say that I’ve decided to not have sex for so long that my Vagina dries up, and spiders move in and build cobwebs there- I understand that not all of you have had ENOUGH! Like me.

And really, I’ve had sex with, like, 83 people. It’s like I’ve been doing a marathon, and no-ones fucking chasing me. So my poor Vagina deserves a break. So don’t feel badly for me, or her. Just enjoy the fruit of our endeavors, and I will keep making these breathtakingly horrifying cards for you from the dredges of my experience.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, I get that my comitment to Vagina Spiders is newfound, and singular. And I want all of you to be having sex. Not just sex, but Great Sex! So I give you: The Great Finger-bang!

I hope you enjoy it! And for anyone who wants a custom Snarky Card tomorrow, I’ll be at First Thursday, at NorthWest LoveJoy and 17th Avenue from 4pm until 9pm. I hope you get laid!

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