Snarky Holiday Cards Are Here!

Dear Internets, Holiday cards are here! You can hella buy them online, at my etsy shop! Or at any fine

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Sometimes My Vagina Haunts Me

Dear Internets, A few days ago, I realized that some of my old lovers have become my facebook friends. And

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Do you like, like me?

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out

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Saving SuperAlisa!

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of

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