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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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Steps Of Doom
Dear Internets, Last month, on Seattle’s first night of snowfall, I found this snowman waiting for me at the bus stop as I was heading out to sell. I completely ignored this creepy, retarded, omen of danger. I sell Snarky … Continue reading
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Tagged ambulance chubbies, broken leg, Homoasis, hospitals, Joy, psychic feelings, Seattle, Seattle snow, sister, Snarky Cards, Steps of Doom
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Trading Towns
Dear Internets, As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading
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Tagged abandonment issues, Arlette, Artwalk in Seattle, Bar Fun, bars, boobs, Capital Hill, Dating, Joy, Joy Shumaker, Love, moving, Portland, romance, Seattle, Selling Snarky Cards, Sex, Snarky Cards, Snarky Paintings, Twilight Art, Twilight Artist Collective, typewriter
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Fenbi Finally
I am a woman of many talents… Or at least, that’s what my friend Sheila told me last night. I kinda knew that before she said it. I mean, I know I’m charismatic. And, of course, very beautiful. Although, I … Continue reading
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Seattle: Totally Dig It
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually I sell them in Portland bars. … Continue reading
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Get a Job!
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. And here is my latest card: The Parasite On Society. For the person in your life that you … Continue reading
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