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Babies
Dear Internets, As some of you know, today I turned 31. And today Snarky Cards is 3. And I’ve been having a lot of mental anguish over my family. So, it’s been hard to convince myself to celebrate my birth, … Continue reading
Fenbi Finally
I am a woman of many talents… Or at least, that’s what my friend Sheila told me last night. I kinda knew that before she said it. I mean, I know I’m charismatic. And, of course, very beautiful. Although, I … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings
Tagged abusive childhood, creative ability, cunt tease, cute boys singing, cute-boy-rich the cunt tease, dead cats, Electricity Bill, Fenbi, Fenbi International Superstars, feral cats, Hermana, Joy, Kelly's Olympian, Meridian Gold Dust, my brother, My Fake Ex-Husband, my friend Sheila, my sister, New location cards, Snarky Cards, Stephenie, Steve, stubborn, Tarot Cards, tarot readings in portland, Tarot The Cat, tell your future, The Fun House
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Monday
Tonight my leg hurt again. I danced my ass off to Fenbi twice last week, and my poor leg couldn’t handle all of the joy. So I was using the crutch, which always makes me feel sorry for myself. It … Continue reading
The Hot Blind Guy
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week I went out … Continue reading
“It’s called friendship. It’s like therapy for poor people.” -Without a Trace
Friday night I went to the Battlestar Galactica showing at The Baghdad Theater, with my Snarky Cards in tow. It was packed. And it was fun. Cort and Fatboy -the radio guys who threw this gig together- announced a couple … Continue reading
Posted in Stories from The Bar, Uncategorized
Tagged Battlestar Galactica, broken leg, Cort and Fatboy, Dorks, friendship, Geeks, Hippy Shit, Invisible Robot Sex, Jake, Kelly's Olympian, Nerd Sex, Nerd-gasm, Pam and Lindsey, Portland Icon, Robot Sex, Seattle, Shit On Your Coffee Table, Snarky Cards, Space Monkey Coffee, The Universe, Viagra, VooDoo Doughnuts, wheelchair
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In case you don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Although, lately I’ve been home sick. For the … Continue reading
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Tagged Catnip Tea, Cold, garlic, Happy Birthday!, Kelly's Olympian, Love, New Snarky Cards, Sex, sick, Snarky Cards, Thrall
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