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What’s Going On

I grew up in a Christian Church, you might have heard of them, they’re called the Baptists. My parents practiced a different kind of Christianity at home. I may have mentioned to you before, my parents are demon-hunters, and God speaks to my Mother on the phone. Which are both things that Baptists don’t get with. So Jon and Sherri (said parents) were in the closet about their freaky form of Christianity until 4-5 years ago. When they came out of their Crazy Christian Cult Closet, their church promptly kicked them out. I’m pretty sure that they’ve actually been kicked out of a few churches since they came out. But they’re worried I’ll make fun of them, so they don’t keep me that informed these days. They’re probably right. Continue reading

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Klowns from KT

Last week, when KT was here, she convinced me to call The Bicycle Circus and offer them a place to stay. And by “convinced” I mean she said “Hey! Call Laird, and tell him the circus can stay on your … Continue reading

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Heatwave

The heat is killing me. For you lucky fuckers who do not reside in Portland, Oregon, our city is having the heat-wave of a lifetime. I mean, this whole summer’s been super fucking hot, but today it was unbearable.100 fucking … Continue reading

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