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Saving SuperAlisa!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading →

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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus

Posted on April 24, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading →

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Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

Posted in New Cards | Tagged bitches, Dating, friendship, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Love, Meet Super-Alisa!, New Snarky Cards, penis, Sex, sexy, snarky, vagina | 3 Comments

Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

Posted on January 9, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools