Super Alisa!

Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n'Rose!
See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n'Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

Dear __________
Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack?
Sincerely,
_______________
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Get yer nerd on.

Dear________
I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
_________________
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Dear
Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy!
Let’s not have sex again, Kay?
Sincerely,

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Dear ________
Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you!
Sincerely,

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Dear __________
Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it.
(Because she’s a whore)
Sincerely,
_________________
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Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!!
1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.

I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir
First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …

I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!

Your pussy is my happy place! Thanks for giving me a constant boner and a place to put it in.
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