Happy Wedding!!!!!!

Dear Internets, Now that “the gays” are allowed to get married, I totally care about weddings. Straight people get weird

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Sexual Abuse sucks, but you’re gonna be OK

Dear Internets, There are a lot of things that upset me about the Stephen Collins being a child molester. The

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Sometimes My Vagina Haunts Me

Dear Internets, A few days ago, I realized that some of my old lovers have become my facebook friends. And

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Do you like, like me?

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out

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Sharing Mothers Day

Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually

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Internet Work

Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t

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My Fucking Feelings

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally

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