Tag Archives: Love

Bill Carter is a genius

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading →

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The Long Ride Home

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I was recently … Continue reading →

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Fuck California

Posted on June 6, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Since the last time I wrote you, a lot of shit has gone down. I know, I should keep you updated.  But I don’t. Because like it or not, internets, I’m sort of a public figure. I’m kinda … Continue reading →

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Rule 13

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading →

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Bloody Hands

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, On the third day of my period, every month, I go out and get myself some. I know, my Vagina seems like a constant party, and you assumed I’ve been filling it more regularly than that, but the … Continue reading →

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Feminism and other F Words

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Recently I was accused of not being a Feminist. And it totally pissed me off. When I first tried to write this post, I made a list of all the things I’ve done, in my life as a feminist. Mostly, … Continue reading →

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Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

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Serial Killed by a Stranger

Posted on February 16, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Last night I was up until 8am painting Snarky Cards. I love painting for hours and hours. But that meant that I watched 6 hours of Criminal Minds in a row (I only ever paint with television. Life … Continue reading →

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Sex and Pretty Red Dresses!

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets: I owe you an apology. I love you, internets, and I have neglected you. I just, you know, put it off for a long time, and then I ended up in a shame-spiral, and it got kinda out … Continue reading →

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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