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Serial Killed by a Stranger

Dear Internets, Last night I was up until 8am painting Snarky Cards. I love painting for hours and hours. But that meant that I watched 6 hours of Criminal Minds in a row (I only ever paint with television. Life … Continue reading

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Sex and Pretty Red Dresses!

Dear Internets: I owe you an apology. I love you, internets, and I have neglected you. I just, you know, put it off for a long time, and then I ended up in a shame-spiral, and it got kinda out … Continue reading

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Alisa Twatted for you:

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Extra Large Rejection

My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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Arlette Rocks!

For those of you who don’t know; my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading

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Dear________ Happy Divorce! No…

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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I’m selling Snarky Cards tonig…

I’m selling Snarky Cards tonight! @ Zeitgeist, in the Mission from 6pm-8pm! Come and get it San Francisco!

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