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Super-Alisa: Sometimes Creepy
For those of you who don’t know, I sell Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. Today I had a show at the Sellwood Masonic Lodge. And by show I mean “Craft Show”. You never know what you’re going to get … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Daddy, child, condoms, Craft Show, creepy, cunt-teasing, family-friendly, inmate talk, Kids, Masonic Lodge, molest, secrets, Snarky Cards, Stranger-Danger, Superalisa
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The Trouble with you is you got no romance in your pants!
- 21 Jump Street For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them at bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They’ll crack you the fuck up. If you … Continue reading
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Tagged 21 Jump Street, Encyclopedia Brown, Masonic Lodge, Pants, romance, Sellwood, Snarky Cards, Trixie Belden, Valentines Day
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