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Snarky Cards Hits The Trailer Park

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online. And in stores. And in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They say hilarious things about fucking. They … Continue reading

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Motor-boating and Make-Out

If I sound a little retarded, it’s because I’m tired. I’ve been painting my ass off, instead of sleeping, trying to get everything all ready so that I can be on my game tomorrow.  I’ll be there, next to St. … Continue reading

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