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My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
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Rule 13
Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading
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Get a Job!
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. And here is my latest card: The Parasite On Society. For the person in your life that you … Continue reading
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The Hot Blind Guy
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week I went out … Continue reading
The Snarky Card Chick Gets Her Nerd On
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Tonight I will be at … Continue reading
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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!
So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading
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Tagged Ash Street Saloon, Circus, Fenbi, Hot Boys, Love, Music, New Cards, President, sex and old fashioned romance, Snarky Cards
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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!
So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading
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The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!
Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading
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