Tag Archives: New Cards

My Fucking Feelings

Posted on July 10, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading →

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Rule 13

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading →

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Get a Job!

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. And here is my latest card: The Parasite On Society. For the person in your life that you … Continue reading →

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The Hot Blind Guy

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week I went out … Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Gets Her Nerd On

Posted on February 27, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Tonight I will be at … Continue reading →

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Fenbi Show: Inauguration Day @ the Ash Street Saloon!

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Alisa Starr

So come and celebrate this new world where our President is black and smart, and not a jackal-sell-out; by getting wasted and dancing your asses off while cute boys sing you some Rock ‘n’ Roll. Continue reading →

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The Snarky Card Chick Goes Back To The Bar!

Posted on December 13, 2008 by Alisa Starr

So, if you want some good drinking, and good music and some Snarky Cards, come on down! Continue reading →

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The Holiday Snarky Cards Are Here!

Posted on November 20, 2008 by Alisa Starr

Now you can reject your family, embrace a better one, and make your friends feel anti-semitic for not remembering your religion. Continue reading →

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