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My Valentines Day

Dear Internets, Last night’s Valentines Day was really fun. I made cards, and people laughed, and I got to show off my pretty new red dress (pictures pending). Claire came to hang out with me during and after the show. … Continue reading

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Salem: The No Horse Town Of My Weekend

Last weekend I went to Salem. I was tired of seeing the same old thing, in this gorgeous one horse town. And I was homesick. Salem, is not home. I will be going back to San Francisco for Passover, (in … Continue reading

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The Snarky Card Chick Breaks Her Leg

Dear_______________________________

Over the last several months, rather than saving my extra money for plane fare home, I have squandered all of it on beer. Unfortunately this means I won’t be coming home for the holidays.

I love and miss you all very much, I just love beer more.

Merry Christmas!

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