Tag Archives: New Snarky Cards

Swimming

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Which are huge. So is my … Continue reading →

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Bondage and State Snobbery

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. And, I also sell them in stores. In fact, my etsy … Continue reading →

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Vagina Feelings

Posted on March 27, 2010 by admin

I feel really validated by the fact that Dr. Mc Steamy from “Doctors who cry in Seattle” (also known as Grey’s Anatomy) is having this very same epiphany right now about his penis. Continue reading →

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Drinkin’ Rules

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I had an awesome night Wednesday night, dancing my ass off, serenaded by cute boys playing awesome music. I didn’t even mind the fratboy nature of the Dublin Pub on St. Paddy’s Day. Or the annoying drunk girls, … Continue reading →

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Fenbi for St. Patricks Day!

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As you know, I have a big crush on The Fenbi International Superstars. Their name makes no sense, but it doesn’t stop this band of hot boys from making amazing music. And tonight they’ll be playing at The … Continue reading →

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Stephenie

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I just got off the phone with my brother, Stephenie. Who called to tell me that his girlfriend (the amazing and awesome Christina) wanted him to call me to tell me that she loves reading about my period-blood-sex-adventures. … Continue reading →

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Rule 13

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading →

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Bloody Hands

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, On the third day of my period, every month, I go out and get myself some. I know, my Vagina seems like a constant party, and you assumed I’ve been filling it more regularly than that, but the … Continue reading →

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Feminism and other F Words

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Recently I was accused of not being a Feminist. And it totally pissed me off. When I first tried to write this post, I made a list of all the things I’ve done, in my life as a feminist. Mostly, … Continue reading →

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Feelings and Family

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Some of you might have noticed that last night I was out selling Snarky Cards at Zeitgeist in The Mission. I have returned home to San Francisco, to celebrate my ex-fake-husband’s 30th birthday. I’ve taken the opportunity to … Continue reading →

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