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Emerald Petals
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Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also have them for sale in 35 different stores. And recently I … Continue reading
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Cafe Nell Party!
Dear Internets, I know it’s been a long time since I wrote to you. I’ll catch you up in a day or two. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life, and in Snarky Cards. For those … Continue reading
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Swimming
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Bondage and State Snobbery
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Vagina Feelings
I feel really validated by the fact that Dr. Mc Steamy from “Doctors who cry in Seattle” (also known as Grey’s Anatomy) is having this very same epiphany right now about his penis. Continue reading
Drinkin’ Rules
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Fenbi for St. Patricks Day!
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Rule 13
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