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Bloody Hands
Dear Internets, On the third day of my period, every month, I go out and get myself some. I know, my Vagina seems like a constant party, and you assumed I’ve been filling it more regularly than that, but the … Continue reading
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Feminism and other F Words
Recently I was accused of not being a Feminist. And it totally pissed me off. When I first tried to write this post, I made a list of all the things I’ve done, in my life as a feminist. Mostly, … Continue reading
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Feelings and Family
Dear Internets, Some of you might have noticed that last night I was out selling Snarky Cards at Zeitgeist in The Mission. I have returned home to San Francisco, to celebrate my ex-fake-husband’s 30th birthday. I’ve taken the opportunity to … Continue reading
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Tonight i’m selling in SF!
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Confessions of a room-mate debacle
Dear Internets, In a recent post, I led you to believe that I am living happily ever after, with the non-sexual life partner of my dreams. Some of that is true. But it’s not all roses. There’s some cat-shit in … Continue reading
Sex and Pretty Red Dresses!
Dear Internets: I owe you an apology. I love you, internets, and I have neglected you. I just, you know, put it off for a long time, and then I ended up in a shame-spiral, and it got kinda out … Continue reading
Fuck you and Your Fucking Feelings
Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the option all the time, but last week it looked like a really attractive, viable solution to a real problem I … Continue reading
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Alisa Twatted for you:
I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools
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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…
I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!
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Shag saves the Day
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Which are huge. They will crack you … Continue reading