Tag Archives: Portland

Free Booze + Sexy Typewriter

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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Welcome Genie’s Cafe!

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Snarky Cards are now available in Genie’s Cafe! Which, if you don’t know, is a delicious breakfast/lunch cafe on Division, in SE Portland. It’s the best place to drink before noon in town! And now, while you’re revving your alcoholic … Continue reading →

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Motor-boating and Make-Out

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

If I sound a little retarded, it’s because I’m tired. I’ve been painting my ass off, instead of sleeping, trying to get everything all ready so that I can be on my game tomorrow.  I’ll be there, next to St. … Continue reading →

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Salem: The No Horse Town Of My Weekend

Posted on April 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Last weekend I went to Salem. I was tired of seeing the same old thing, in this gorgeous one horse town. And I was homesick. Salem, is not home. I will be going back to San Francisco for Passover, (in … Continue reading →

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Room-mates

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Alisa Starr

In my long and interesting life, I have had 41 room-mates. I’ve liked about 5 of them. Most of them I don’t talk to anymore. Most of them were psychos. You know room-mates: they keep you up at night with … Continue reading →

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The Hot Blind Guy

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week I went out … Continue reading →

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