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“Without abject suffering I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.”

Posted on February 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Remember when Lizzie used to say that if she ever had a baby she’d call it Gargonzola? Continue reading →

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Knocking you Up!

Posted on January 21, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading →

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