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Tag Archives: romance
Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
Posted in Alisa has feelings, Snarky Cards
Tagged 1993, Bill Carter, Bill Carter author, Bill Carter Fools Rush In, Bill Carter is a genius, Bill Carter Miss Sarajevo, Bono, book recomendation, Dating, demon hunters, Don't Kill Us, falling in love, Fenbi, Fools Rush In, intimacy, Kosovo, Love, Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Miss Sarajevo, Miss Sarajevo 1993, Miss Sarajevo Beauty Pageant, mothers, parents, romance, Sarajevo, Sarajevo siege, shitty childhood, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, Turkey
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The Bexter: adorable, funny and lately luck in love
About a year ago, I was in San Francisco, hanging out with my ex-fake-husband, Steve, and The Bexter. The three of us were watching Steve’s car get washed, because old friends can do boring shit together and it’ll still turn … Continue reading
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Tagged Bickering, Dating, First Dates, Love, New Snarky Cards, Old Friends, romance, Sex, Snarky Cards, Stole your bike, The Bexter, The Prom, True Story, vagina
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Stephanie: everyone’s favorite little brother
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. People always wanna know where I get my sense of humor from, which is a stupid question from … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, brother, Dating, Gay Sex, gross, Lesbian Sex, Love, penis, romance, Sex, sister, Snarky Cards, Stephanie, vagina, weapon
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The Trouble with you is you got no romance in your pants!
- 21 Jump Street For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them at bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They’ll crack you the fuck up. If you … Continue reading
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Tagged 21 Jump Street, Encyclopedia Brown, Masonic Lodge, Pants, romance, Sellwood, Snarky Cards, Trixie Belden, Valentines Day
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An Accident And An Aftermath
A month or so ago, I got this story from Annie, about her life and my Snarky Cards, and their intersection. It’s a pretty awesome story, and it comes with pictures! I hope you like it as much as I … Continue reading
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Tagged car crash, Dating, family, Hawthorne Cutlery, Holidays, in-laws, John Crichton, Koipod, Love, romance, Sex, Snarky Cards, Stalking
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