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Fuck California
Dear Internets, Since the last time I wrote you, a lot of shit has gone down. I know, I should keep you updated. But I don’t. Because like it or not, internets, I’m sort of a public figure. I’m kinda … Continue reading
Posted in It Happened In My Vagina
Tagged bad sexual decisions, California, Cat Rape, Dating, gay cats, Love, Portland, Portlandia, San Francisco, Snarky Cards
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Passover!
Dear Internets, I’m back in San Francisco! The land of awesome. I spent last night celebrating my friend Emily’s birthday, and then I went out selling. I hit up the Elbow Room, which was a bust. I sold a few … Continue reading
Posted in Place I'll be
Tagged Chick Rock, Christianity, friendship, Jewishness, loe, Mission District, passover, religion is weird, San Francisco, Zeitgeist
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An Ode To San Francisco
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
Snarky Cards and Tour De Fat!
Tour De Fat was amazing. It was so amazing, I’m writing about it right now, instead of having sex right now. Which I totally could be doing. With a cute boy. Who is totally waiting for me in bed. So, … Continue reading
Super-Alisa and Snarky Cards Go To San Francisco
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Here’s one of my new favorites: Happy … Continue reading
Superalisa Gets Some Portland Style
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading
Get a Job!
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. And here is my latest card: The Parasite On Society. For the person in your life that you … Continue reading
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Buzz
It’s been really hard for me to nail down a business motto, because I want so many good things to happen to your genitals. So I hope you get laid, and I hope you get yer Bitch on. Continue reading
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