Tag Archives: Seattle

Saving SuperAlisa!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading →

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Steps Of Doom

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Last month, on Seattle’s first night of snowfall, I found this snowman waiting for me at the bus stop as I was heading out to sell. I completely ignored this creepy, retarded, omen of danger. I sell Snarky … Continue reading →

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Seattle, Finally

Posted on December 3, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. And 2 weeks ago, I moved from Portland to Seattle. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also … Continue reading →

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Transitions

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Recently, I was in Seattle and I loved it. I’m planning on … Continue reading →

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Trading Towns

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets,    As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading →

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New Snarky Cards for you!

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Alisa Starr

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs.  They will crack you the fuck up. I’m in Seattle still, selling my wares … Continue reading →

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Seattle: Totally Dig It

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Alisa Starr

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Usually I sell them in Portland bars. … Continue reading →

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Crafty Wonderland!

Posted on October 10, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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Get a Job!

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. And here is my latest card: The Parasite On Society. For the person in your life that you … Continue reading →

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“It’s called friendship. It’s like therapy for poor people.” -Without a Trace

Posted on February 15, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Friday night I went to the Battlestar Galactica showing at The Baghdad Theater, with my Snarky Cards in tow. It was packed. And it was fun. Cort and Fatboy -the radio guys who threw this gig together- announced a couple … Continue reading →

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