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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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Dear________ Happy Divorce! No…

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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I’m selling Snarky Cards tonig…

Posted on September 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m selling Snarky Cards tonight! @ Zeitgeist, in the Mission from 6pm-8pm! Come and get it San Francisco!

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Get yer custom Snarky Cards at…

Posted on September 18, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Get yer custom Snarky Cards at Voodoo Doughtnut Too! Bands, booze, boobs and Snarky Cards! 1501 N.E. Davis St. from 3-7pm!

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You make love like an animal! …

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Alisa Starr

You make love like an animal! (A *jellyfish) Sincerely, *Afterwards I have to pee on myself to get the sting out http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Snarky Paintings are now at Ro…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n’Rose! See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n’Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

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Dear __________ Wanna watch Ba…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear __________ Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack? Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! Get yer nerd on.

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Dear________ I’m your bartende…

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself. Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading →

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Dear Thanks for re-affirming m…

Posted on September 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy! Let’s not have sex again, Kay? Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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