Tag Archives: Sex

Dear ________ Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear __________ Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it. (Because she’s a whore) Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!! 1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.

I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …

I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!

Your pussy is my happy place! Thanks for giving me a constant boner and a place to put it in. Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

I’ll be selling tonight at The Hop & Vine, where the delicious Fenbi will be singing sweet songs! See ya there around 8!

Dear___________ Loving you is as close to gay as I wanna get! Sincerely, ______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

Dear _____________ Confusing text messages don’t make me wanna sleep with you. Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

PS It’s called C U Next Tuesday http://snarkycards.etsy.com