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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus

Posted on April 24, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading →

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Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

Posted on January 9, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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Dear________ Happy Divorce! No…

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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I’m selling Snarky Cards tonig…

Posted on September 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m selling Snarky Cards tonight! @ Zeitgeist, in the Mission from 6pm-8pm! Come and get it San Francisco!

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Get yer custom Snarky Cards at…

Posted on September 18, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Get yer custom Snarky Cards at Voodoo Doughtnut Too! Bands, booze, boobs and Snarky Cards! 1501 N.E. Davis St. from 3-7pm!

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You make love like an animal! …

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Alisa Starr

You make love like an animal! (A *jellyfish) Sincerely, *Afterwards I have to pee on myself to get the sting out http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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