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Snarky Paintings are now at Ro…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n’Rose! See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n’Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

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Dear __________ Wanna watch Ba…

Posted on September 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear __________ Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack? Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! Get yer nerd on.

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Dear________ I’m your bartende…

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself. Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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Dear Thanks for re-affirming m…

Posted on September 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy! Let’s not have sex again, Kay? Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Dear ________ Thank God your c…

Posted on September 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear ________ Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Free Booze + Sexy Typewriter

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading →

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Dear __________ Sorry, dude, b…

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear __________ Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it. (Because she’s a whore) Sincerely, _________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Making Custom Cards tonight at…

Posted on August 12, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!! 1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.

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I’m at Crafty Wonderland until…

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …

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I’m making custom cards at Rad…

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!

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