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For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck … Continue reading
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Making Custom Cards tonight at Reading Frenzy from 7-9pm!! 1st person to say “I’d do Jordan Catalano” gets a free card.
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I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …
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I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!
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