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Your pussy is my happy place! …

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Your pussy is my happy place! Thanks for giving me a constant boner and a place to put it in. Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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I’ll be selling tonight at The…

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be selling tonight at The Hop & Vine, where the delicious Fenbi will be singing sweet songs! See ya there around 8!

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Dear___________ Loving you is …

Posted on August 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear___________ Loving you is as close to gay as I wanna get! Sincerely, ______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Dear _____________ Confusing t…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear _____________ Confusing text messages don’t make me wanna sleep with you. Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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PS It’s called C U Next Tuesda…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

PS It’s called C U Next Tuesday http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Thanks for loving me no matter…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Thanks for loving me no matter what. And doing filthy disgusting things to my body. For the whole card: http://snarkycards.com

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Dear: Happy Break-Up! Now you …

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear: Happy Break-Up! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Motor-boating and Make-Out

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Alisa Starr

If I sound a little retarded, it’s because I’m tired. I’ve been painting my ass off, instead of sleeping, trying to get everything all ready so that I can be on my game tomorrow.  I’ll be there, next to St. … Continue reading →

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A confession and a pledge

Posted on March 4, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets: I have a confession to make. I have been having a lot of sex with someone I like, who likes me. I know. It sucks. But I want to make a pledge to you, right now, internets, I … Continue reading →

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The Facebook Guide (better living through internet)

Posted on March 1, 2009 by Alisa Starr

That’s right. There’s a fucking Facebook guide! It’s on The Internets, and it’s written by this Hot Internet Genius named Sugarrae. She’s a gun for hire to help you build your web business. And she is smart and funny and … Continue reading →

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