Sharing Mothers Day

Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually

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Bill Carter is a genius

Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the

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History Beats The Fuck Out Of Doubt

I’ve been trying to figure out why I started selling Snarky Cards in the first place. Thankfully, Arlette is sensible and kind. “Because you’re good at it.” She said in between bites of Ole Dirty Bastard (Voodoo Doughnuts completed her Portland experience). “Are you sure I’m not just trying to make up for a shitty childhood?” I asked. “Nope. You like people. And you’re selling your art.”

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