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Do you like, like me?
Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out selling my cards in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs, I don’t take them very seriously, and … Continue reading
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Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading
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Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Recently, I was in Seattle and I loved it. I’m planning on … Continue reading
More Vagina for Your Wall!
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I usually sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. However, I haven’t been to the … Continue reading