Tag Archives: Snarky Cards

Do you like, like me?

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out selling my cards in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs, I don’t take them very seriously, and … Continue reading →

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Fuck Nice Guys!

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I used to like jerks. Well, it wasn’t so much that I liked jerks. It was like I was addicted to jerks. Mean guys, who liked me and despised me simultaneously. I found their contempt-crush fascinating! And I … Continue reading →

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Snarky Cards Hits The Trailer Park

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them online. And in stores. And in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They say hilarious things about fucking. They … Continue reading →

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Cards For Shannon

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My little sister, Shannon, is a lesbian. I went through a dating girls period in my early 20′s. I always felt guilty for not choosing women. They’re the obvious choice. They’re better than men. They’re smarter than men. … Continue reading →

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Make my cunt sing

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As you know, by now, a few months ago, I broke my leg. You know this because I whine about it all the time. And in this entry, I’m going to whine about it some more. Breaking your … Continue reading →

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Sharing Mothers Day

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, The relationship between you and your Mom is usually really complicated. I mean, serial killers and rapists usually have crazy Mom issues, right? So, it’s complicated. And if you get it wrong, it goes really wrong. I am … Continue reading →

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Saving SuperAlisa!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading →

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The Island

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading →

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Internet Work

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I’m still working on the next installment of the story of my broken leg. However, while I haven’t been able to walk for the last 6 weeks, I’ve been able to Internet. So, I’ve been updating my etsy … Continue reading →

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Steps Of Doom

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Last month, on Seattle’s first night of snowfall, I found this snowman waiting for me at the bus stop as I was heading out to sell. I completely ignored this creepy, retarded, omen of danger. I sell Snarky … Continue reading →

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