Tag Archives: Snarky Cards

Snarky Underwear

Posted on September 16, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you might know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last … Continue reading →

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Cafe Nell Party!

Posted on September 11, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I know it’s been a long time since I wrote to you. I’ll catch you up in a day or two. A lot of stuff has been going on in my life, and in Snarky Cards. For those … Continue reading →

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Swimming

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Which are huge. So is my … Continue reading →

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Art Prostitution at it’s best

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like tonight, for instance, I went selling at The Sidestreet, and The … Continue reading →

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Babies

Posted on July 5, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, today I turned 31. And today Snarky Cards is 3. And I’ve been having a lot of mental anguish over my family. So, it’s been hard to convince myself to celebrate my birth, … Continue reading →

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Bill Carter is a genius

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading →

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Bondage and State Snobbery

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. And, I also sell them in stores. In fact, my etsy … Continue reading →

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The Long Ride Home

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. I was recently … Continue reading →

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Fuck California

Posted on June 6, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Since the last time I wrote you, a lot of shit has gone down. I know, I should keep you updated.  But I don’t. Because like it or not, internets, I’m sort of a public figure. I’m kinda … Continue reading →

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Drinkin’ Rules

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I had an awesome night Wednesday night, dancing my ass off, serenaded by cute boys playing awesome music. I didn’t even mind the fratboy nature of the Dublin Pub on St. Paddy’s Day. Or the annoying drunk girls, … Continue reading →

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