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It Happened In My Vagina 

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February 14, 2010February 16, 2010 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Betsy The Great, Bob, Chior, Choir, free-sing, hate-sex, Orange People, Oregon, Portland, Snarky Cards, snarky painting, tiny penis, typewriter, Valentines Day, Voicebox

Dear Internets, I had a fantabulous time at Radish Underground, Friday night. We made a lot of custom cards. And

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It Happened In My Vagina 

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December 8, 2009January 7, 2010 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Alisa Starr, bad sexual decisions, dump someone nicely, feelings suck, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, Funny, humor, I wish you were cooler, Love, New Snarky Cards, painting, Portland is freezing, Smart, snarky, Snarky Cards, snarky painting, Snarky Paintings, The Mountain, tyler jewell is bad at sex

My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a

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