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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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Dear Internets, I seem to have seamlessly slipped into my new life. I’ve been volunteering at Twilight Artist Collective, and this week, Joy and I saw the Muppets movie together. We texted Stephenie, because he loves the muppets more … Continue reading
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Transitions
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Recently, I was in Seattle and I loved it. I’m planning on … Continue reading
Trading Towns
Dear Internets, As you may know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Mostly, … Continue reading
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Extra Large Rejection
My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading
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The Paintings Are Here!
As some of you already know, my name is Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
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Tagged A-hole Mirror, Alisa Starr, boobs, Box, Fake Mom, New Snarky Cards, Oregon, Portland, Rock'n'Rose, Snarky Cards, Snarky Paintings, Vagina hurts, Vintage clothes
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