Tag Archives: snarky

Do you like, like me?

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I recently created an OKCupid profile. Mostly because, even though people hit on me when I go out selling my cards in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs, I don’t take them very seriously, and … Continue reading →

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Cards For Shannon

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, My little sister, Shannon, is a lesbian. I went through a dating girls period in my early 20′s. I always felt guilty for not choosing women. They’re the obvious choice. They’re better than men. They’re smarter than men. … Continue reading →

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Saving SuperAlisa!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading →

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Snarky Valentines!

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This weekend, I took … Continue reading →

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Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

Posted on January 9, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Extra Large Rejection

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading →

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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