Tag Archives: snarky

Saving SuperAlisa!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading →

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Snarky Valentines!

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This weekend, I took … Continue reading →

Posted in Hot Sexy Time!, It Happened In My Vagina, New Cards, Snarky Cards | Tagged cards to help you get laid, get laid, laid, snarky, Snarky Cards, Snarky valentines | 1 Comment

Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

Posted in New Cards | Tagged bitches, Dating, friendship, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Love, Meet Super-Alisa!, New Snarky Cards, penis, Sex, sexy, snarky, vagina | 3 Comments

Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

Posted in New Cards | Tagged bitches, Dating, friendship, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Love, Meet Super-Alisa!, New Snarky Cards, penis, Sex, sexy, snarky, vagina | Leave a comment

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

Posted on January 9, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

Posted in New Cards | Tagged bitches, Dating, friendship, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Love, Meet Super-Alisa!, New Snarky Cards, penis, Sex, sexy, snarky, vagina | Leave a comment

Extra Large Rejection

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Alisa Starr

My name is Alisa Starr. I made Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. I also sell them online. And in stores. You can find them all over … Continue reading →

Posted in It Happened In My Vagina | Tagged Alisa Starr, bad sexual decisions, dump someone nicely, feelings suck, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, Funny, humor, I wish you were cooler, Love, New Snarky Cards, painting, Portland is freezing, Smart, snarky, Snarky Cards, snarky painting, Snarky Paintings, The Mountain, tyler jewell is bad at sex | Leave a comment

Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools