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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading
Posted in New Cards, Place I'll be, Snarky Cards
Tagged bad sexual decisions, boobs, Custom Snarky Cards!, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Meet Super-Alisa!, Naked Shopping, Naked Shopping Party, New Snarky Cards, Red Light Clothing Exchange, Red Light Naked, sex abuse, sexy, Snarky Cards, Snarky Underwear, Snarky Undies, Superalisa, typewriter
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Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
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Tagged 1993, Bill Carter, Bill Carter author, Bill Carter Fools Rush In, Bill Carter is a genius, Bill Carter Miss Sarajevo, Bono, book recomendation, Dating, demon hunters, Don't Kill Us, falling in love, Fenbi, Fools Rush In, intimacy, Kosovo, Love, Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Miss Sarajevo, Miss Sarajevo 1993, Miss Sarajevo Beauty Pageant, mothers, parents, romance, Sarajevo, Sarajevo siege, shitty childhood, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, Turkey
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Motor-boating and Make-Out
If I sound a little retarded, it’s because I’m tired. I’ve been painting my ass off, instead of sleeping, trying to get everything all ready so that I can be on my game tomorrow. I’ll be there, next to St. … Continue reading
Super-Alisa: Sometimes Creepy
For those of you who don’t know, I sell Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. Today I had a show at the Sellwood Masonic Lodge. And by show I mean “Craft Show”. You never know what you’re going to get … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Daddy, child, condoms, Craft Show, creepy, cunt-teasing, family-friendly, inmate talk, Kids, Masonic Lodge, molest, secrets, Snarky Cards, Stranger-Danger, Superalisa
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