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Saving SuperAlisa!
Dear Internets, I spent the first week after I broke my leg at Joy’s house. I had a lot of pain. I was worried about over-stepping. I was worried about exhausting her. I was embarrassed because of all the help … Continue reading
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The Island
Dear Internets, After a break-up, I almost always regret having anything to do with my lover at all. I wish a lot of things. Like that they had never been born. Or I had never been stupid enough to fall … Continue reading
My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading
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Tagged bad sexual decisions, boobs, Custom Snarky Cards!, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, Hilarious, loud-mouth bitches, Meet Super-Alisa!, Naked Shopping, Naked Shopping Party, New Snarky Cards, Red Light Clothing Exchange, Red Light Naked, sex abuse, sexy, Snarky Cards, Snarky Underwear, Snarky Undies, Superalisa, typewriter
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Art Prostitution at it’s best
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. Like tonight, for instance, I went selling at The Sidestreet, and The … Continue reading
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Tagged art prostitution, bar life, Bar Selling, Dating, Love, relief, Snarky Cards, Superalisa
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Bill Carter is a genius
Dear Internets, As some of you may know, I am friends with Fenbi: The Best Band On Earth. Mike, the front-man from the group, has a regular job. Or, you know, a career as a marketing god. Bill Carter is … Continue reading
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Snarky Cards and Tour De Fat!
Tour De Fat was amazing. It was so amazing, I’m writing about it right now, instead of having sex right now. Which I totally could be doing. With a cute boy. Who is totally waiting for me in bed. So, … Continue reading
Motor-boating and Make-Out
If I sound a little retarded, it’s because I’m tired. I’ve been painting my ass off, instead of sleeping, trying to get everything all ready so that I can be on my game tomorrow. I’ll be there, next to St. … Continue reading
Super-Alisa: Sometimes Creepy
For those of you who don’t know, I sell Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. Today I had a show at the Sellwood Masonic Lodge. And by show I mean “Craft Show”. You never know what you’re going to get … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Daddy, child, condoms, Craft Show, creepy, cunt-teasing, family-friendly, inmate talk, Kids, Masonic Lodge, molest, secrets, Snarky Cards, Stranger-Danger, Superalisa
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Super-Alisa Strikes Again!
For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. Once I’ve got ‘em made, I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They’ll crack … Continue reading
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Tagged bar, Broken, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, The Bonfire Lounge, The Cute Bartender, whiskey
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