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January 11, 2010 Alisa Starr 1 Comment cat orgy, clay penis, Fuck you and your fucking feelings, gay cats, It's My Pleasure, Little Kiss, New Snarky Cards, Portland Boys, publishers, shit penis, Shit-Dick, Snarky Card Book, Snarky Cards, Tender Loving Empire, vagina, Vagina Cobwebs, Vagina Spiders, Vibrator, What's wrong with Portland Boys?

Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the

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“I don’t have a problem with change. I just don’t like to be there when it happens.”

February 13, 2009February 13, 2009 Alisa Starr 0 Comments Artist Army, bad sexual decisions, Betsy and Iya Designs, Betsy The Great, Commitment, Dating, disillusionment, Happy Anniversary! Card, hipster swag, Love, Powells, Sex, Sex Self Esteem, Tender Loving Empire, Wanted, Work Self Esteem

-Monk Yesterday I hung around Betsy The Great’s Studio. She made jewelry and I used her scanner to bring you

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