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Tag Archives: The Silicon Valley
Bondage and State Snobbery
Dear Internets, As some of you know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. And, I also sell them in stores. In fact, my etsy … Continue reading
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San Jose, Stephanie and The Snarky Card Report
Tomorrow, or later on today, I’m going to have Passover, which I do, every year in Santa Clara, California, with Dori and the family I knit together from nothing, when I found myself all alone, at 22. This afternoon my … Continue reading
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