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The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights
For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading
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Brendan Fucking Fraser
I think I first fell in love with Brendan Fraser in 1992, in School Ties: where his friends showed us what young, hot boy bigots look like. He played secretly Jewish boy going to a prep-school that hated Jews. This … Continue reading
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Snarky Card Chick: Single Again
I’m sorry I’ve neglected you, Internets. For those of you who don’t know, I’m the Snarky Card Chick. I go around to bars (and sometimes parties) selling Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards from a box that hangs beneath my … Continue reading
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Tagged boyfriend, break-up, Brutally Honest Greeting Cards, Cat Rape, Chester The Wonder Cat, cyst who gives orgasms, dickish, ex-boyfriend, fuck boys, Huge Boobs, love yer job, New Snarky Cards, passive-Agressive, romantic feelings, Snarky Cards, therapy, Tigger, Tittmitized, Whiny Text message
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V-Day
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards, brutally honest greeting cards. These cards are rad. They will crack you the fuck up. Everyone always says to me: You must do so well with your Snarky Cards … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Carolla, bartenders, books, broken leg, bullshit holiday, crazy tattoos, Dating, depression, high school, hugging, Ireland, kindness, Love, pos-break-up hook up, Sex, shrink, Snarky Cards, The Aalto, The Triple Nickel, therapy, Valentines Day
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