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Red Light’s Naked Shopping Party: A Great Way to Celebrate Jesus
Dear Internets, My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. This Sunday, Red Light Clothing … Continue reading
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Happy VD!
Dear Internets, I had a fantabulous time at Radish Underground, Friday night. We made a lot of custom cards. And I think I outdid myself. Betsy the Great was there, making custom jewelry. And the red dress that Celeste made … Continue reading
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An Ode To San Francisco
For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. … Continue reading
Super-Alisa and Snarky Cards Go To San Francisco
My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Here’s one of my new favorites: Happy … Continue reading
Alisa Starr: Luddite, Complainer and general Pain In The Ass
For those of you who don’t know, I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. They will crack you the fuck up. This is my website, where I write about Snarky Cards, and my life selling them. I hope I … Continue reading
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