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Fuck you and Your Fucking Feelings
Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the option all the time, but last week it looked like a really attractive, viable solution to a real problem I … Continue reading
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The Dickleganger and First Thursday Delights
For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them from in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the … Continue reading
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I heart Eugene!
As some of you may know, I’m Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. Last week, … Continue reading
First Thursday!
For those of you who don’t know: I’m Alisa Starr and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. And you can see me tomorrow at Tender Loving Empire for First Thursday! There will be bands galore! And lots of … Continue reading
The Great Fingerbang!
While I have recently found a deep and abiding comitment to Vagina Spiders -which is to say that I’ve decided to not have sex for so long that my Vagina dries up, and spiders move in and build cobwebs there- … Continue reading
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