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Rule 13

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, When I was 19, The Rules came out. The Rules were written by two skinny Anne-Coulter-esque women. You know, the kind of chicks who think that they’re hotter than shit because they can wear a pencil skirt and … Continue reading →

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Feelings and Family

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Dear Internets, Some of you might have noticed that last night I was out selling Snarky Cards at Zeitgeist in The Mission. I have returned home to San Francisco, to celebrate my ex-fake-husband’s 30th birthday. I’ve taken the opportunity to … Continue reading →

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Tonight i’m selling in SF!

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Tonight I’m selling Snarky Cards @ zeitgeist in the mission!

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Fuck you and Your Fucking Feelings

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Alisa Starr

Last week, I had the option of moving back to California, or up to Seattle. I mean, I have the option all the time, but last week it looked like a really attractive, viable solution to a real problem I … Continue reading →

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I'll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi's show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at…

Posted on January 9, 2010 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be reading Tarot Cards at Fenbi’s show: tonight from 8-1am @ The Ash Street Saloon! Come get yer dance on, and check out your future!

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Alisa Twatted for you:

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com! # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Dear_____________ Get fucked c…

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear_____________ Get fucked cunty! Merry Fuckin’ Christmas! Sincerely, ___________________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com!

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More Vagina for Your Wall!

Posted on October 23, 2009 by Alisa Starr

My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I usually sell them in bars, from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you the fuck up. However, I haven’t been to the … Continue reading →

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Dear________ Happy Divorce! No…

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear________ Happy Divorce! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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