Super Alisa!

Dear________
Happy Divorce!
Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy!
Sincerely,

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I’m selling Snarky Cards tonight! @ Zeitgeist, in the Mission from 6pm-8pm!
Come and get it San Francisco!

Get yer custom Snarky Cards at Voodoo Doughtnut Too! Bands, booze, boobs and Snarky Cards! 1501 N.E. Davis St. from 3-7pm!

You make love like an animal! (A *jellyfish)
Sincerely,
*Afterwards I have to pee on myself to get the sting out
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Snarky Paintings are now at Rock’n'Rose!
See pics @ http://www.superalisa.com or in person at Rock’n'Rose 616 E Burnside, Portland, OR

Dear __________
Wanna watch Battlestar Galactica and Frack?
Sincerely,
_______________
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Get yer nerd on.

Dear________
I’m your bartender, not your bitch. So go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
_________________
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Dear
Thanks for re-affirming my need for therapy!
Let’s not have sex again, Kay?
Sincerely,

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Dear ________
Thank God your cunt is tight enough for me to justify falling in love with you!
Sincerely,

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Dear __________
Sorry, dude, but your Mom wanted it.
(Because she’s a whore)
Sincerely,
_________________
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