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I’m at Crafty Wonderland until…

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m at Crafty Wonderland until 4pm, making custom Snarky Cards! @ The Doug Fir First person to say Michael Chickliss is a pussy gets a …

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I’m making custom cards at Rad…

Posted on August 6, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’m making custom cards at Radish Underground 5-9 tonight for 1st Thurs! First person to come up to me and say: Klowns gets a free card!

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Your pussy is my happy place! …

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Your pussy is my happy place! Thanks for giving me a constant boner and a place to put it in. Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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I’ll be selling tonight at The…

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Alisa Starr

I’ll be selling tonight at The Hop & Vine, where the delicious Fenbi will be singing sweet songs! See ya there around 8!

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Dear___________ Loving you is …

Posted on August 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear___________ Loving you is as close to gay as I wanna get! Sincerely, ______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Dear _____________ Confusing t…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear _____________ Confusing text messages don’t make me wanna sleep with you. Sincerely, _______________ Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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PS It’s called C U Next Tuesda…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

PS It’s called C U Next Tuesday http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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Thanks for loving me no matter…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Thanks for loving me no matter what. And doing filthy disgusting things to my body. For the whole card: http://snarkycards.com

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Dear: Happy Break-Up! Now you …

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Alisa Starr

Dear: Happy Break-Up! Now you can start sleeping with someone who isn’t bat-shit crazy! Sincerely, Now on http://snarkycards.etsy.com

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The Bexter: adorable, funny and lately luck in love

Posted on June 2, 2009 by Alisa Starr

About a year ago, I was in San Francisco, hanging out with my ex-fake-husband, Steve, and The Bexter. The three of us were watching Steve’s car get washed, because old friends can do boring shit together and it’ll still turn … Continue reading →

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