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My Fucking Feelings
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr, and I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
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Tagged addicted to dating assholes, Alisa Starr, Arlette, Arlette Saves The Day, bars, Beauty and The Beast, break-up, broken-hearted, Daddy Complex, Dating, dating assholes, fuck break-up, Hair Dye, identity shift, intuition, Karate, kindness, Love, low dating esteem, low self esteem, Magnum, New Cards, New Snarky Cards, psychic, self doubt, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, typewriter, Veronica Mars, whiskey
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I heart Muu-Muu’s
Dear Internets, For those of you who don’t know, my name is Alisa Starr. And I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards. I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They will crack you … Continue reading
Brendan Fucking Fraser
I think I first fell in love with Brendan Fraser in 1992, in School Ties: where his friends showed us what young, hot boy bigots look like. He played secretly Jewish boy going to a prep-school that hated Jews. This … Continue reading
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Knocking you Up!
I betcha thought that you needed some penis and vagina action in order to get knocked up, huh? Nope. It’s not true. It’s just Jaeger. You drink enough of it, and a baby magically starts growing inside of you. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff. I stick to whiskey, and I’ve been baby-free for 15 years. Continue reading
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Tagged babies, bars, Berbati's Pan, body, dancing, Fenbi, Jaeger, Love, pregnancy, Sex, Snarky Cards, The Ash Street Saloon, whiskey
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Super-Alisa Strikes Again!
For those of you who don’t know: My name is Alisa Starr. I make Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Post Cards. Once I’ve got ‘em made, I sell them in bars from a box that hangs beneath my boobs. They’ll crack … Continue reading
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Tagged bar, Broken, Sex, Snarky Cards, Superalisa, The Bonfire Lounge, The Cute Bartender, whiskey
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