Buy At Bars!

I took this picture of me, selling, in the bathroom at the Unicorn.
I took this picture of me, selling, in the bathroom at the Unicorn.

I sell my cards from a box that hangs beneath my boobs in bars. I used to sell them in Portland. But then I moved to Seattle.

And so now, you can usually find me in the bars on Capitol Hill.

If you would like for me to meet you in order to enhance your drinkin’ experience with some Snarky Cards, or you want me to come to an event of some kind, just drop me a line at Snarkycards at

SAMSUNGMe, and my boobs and my Snarky Cards would be happy to meet up with you and your crew! In the meantime, you can probably find me at:

  • The Octopus Bar
  • Poquitos
  • The Unicorn
  • Vermillion
  • Barca
  • The Wild Rose


5 thoughts on “Buy At Bars!

  • January 12, 2011 at 1:00 am

    My friend has two Snarky Cards, circa ’07, hanging near his fridge. One says “Dear _________, Stop filling your vagina with losers. You are too old for that shit. Love __________.”
    The other, “Dear___________, I’m sorry your boyfriend would rather #XX# drink until he passes out than have sex with you. Sincerely___________.”

    I’m the type of person who never remembers the punchline to jokes. So, I obviously can’t retell them, but the upside is that they’re funny every time I hear them.

    When I see the hand drawn ladybug card on the wall, I always have to read it. Your words never fail to make me laugh out loud. I think if I were able to remember jokes, it would still make me laugh each time fresh.

    I just realized you’re the creator and have a website! I’m checking out your stock and we decided to let you know how cool your craft is.

  • January 12, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    I have the word virus(Read me, I’m sick),
    You seem to have mitigated some of its
    causitc affectations. Way to go! I have had
    drinks at half those bars, but relish a visit
    the headwaters the Snarky River and go
    mountain climbing!

  • February 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Where will your boobs be peddling cars tonight.

  • February 12, 2011 at 7:27 pm


    Thanks for asking when I’m going out selling again. I’m totally sick. And that’s why I haven’t been out lately. I am hoping I’ll be out selling tomorrow night. Did you wanna meet up and grab some cards?

  • June 3, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    hey there! Where are you? I need a card and I wanna see your boobs. Tonight?

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